Do they think I’m their leader? Now, I’m not referring to my coworkers, those who are of my station anyway. No. Instead I’m referring to the fucking moron of a project manager who can’t make up his mind to save his life.
It starts out like this: Moron Project Manager (MPM) sends out an email requesting a bit of work from yours truly. No problem. There are three bullets listed on ADD flunky’s email.
The first bullet asks for a series of reports, which have been produced in the past, to be updated with current information.
No problem.
The second bullet (which should be part of the first one) lists specific changes MPM want’s done to the reports. It is painfully obvious that this fucker hasn’t even considered what he’s asking me to do. What he proposes is to effectively multiply the number of reports by 8 (new information) and then by 5 (to break it down into 5 different time periods- which hasn’t been done before!) Fine. Fuck him. He’ll get 40 additional charts, graphs, and reports to deal with. I don’t give a shit.
The third and final bullet is what pushed me over the edge. In it he asks a question WHICH I FUCKING ANSWERED YESTERDAY GODDAMIT!!! I even attached the computations I used in YESTERDAYS FUCKING EMAIL! Christ, I don’t know what happened to this guys brain. Maybe it went on sabatical.
So I responded to him (as well as the other PM’s) that I’d be happy to create the additional 40 reports and I attached my original email with the answer to the third bullet in bolded font. Goddamn fucking idiot.
Just once I’d like the opportunity to break my foot off in his ass.