Why is my cable modem tooting?

Normally, I’m computer-savvy. I’m working on a computer I built and upgraded by myself, for instance. This, however, has me at a loss.

For the past week, the 3COM “Shark” cable modem provided by my cable company has been tooting softly at random intervals. Seriously … it’s a “honk-honk” that sounds like a low-volume version of an 18-wheeler horn. The cable company is clueless about what that means, I couldn’t find anything about it on the 3COM, cable modem or broadband sites, and Googling didn’t come up with anything.

Anybody here have any idea about what’s happening?

I’ve never heard of ANY cable modem that was supposed to make noise.

Have you contacted the people who made it?

I have the same modem - yes, they can toot. I have the manual somewhere around here, but I’m not sure exactly where. Mine tooted when my connection was having problems a few summers ago.

Its the porn alarm. You’ve been looking at too much porn.

Jon

:slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: A cable modem making noise? Silliness!

I wonder why it does that myself - I mean, there’s gotta be a noisemaker inside to do it, but what. I wonder, is the trigger? Is it the porn alarm? Is it the “help, I’ve run out of money”: alaarm?

Something on my computer has recently begun making nose too! Not sure if it’s my modem, but in the last few weeks at random intervals I get a short, muted sound sort of like a quick slide whistle going down.
Never had this before.
Not sure the model of my modem, will have to look when I get home. Perhaps they are coordinating an attack :wink:

I’ve been caught.

I would think that a porn alarm would make that sploshing sound, though, instead of a toot.

Have you been feeding it beans?

[alternative interpretation]

How can a cable modem afford a cocaine habit?

Nope. Despite that, it just tooted again.