*I love the dead before they’re cold
Their bluing flesh for me to hold
Cadaver eyes upon me see
Nothing
I love the dead before they rise
No farewells, no goodbyes
I never even knew your rotting face
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave
I have other uses for you, darling
…*
So at least one notable human being is not exactly shocked by the idea.
So lets look at it for a moment.
First thought? Gross, repulsive.
Why?
Because it’s dead, dead stuff is creepy/ smelly/ slimy/ scary.
Even the coroner will agree, dead bodies stink.
But beyond that, what is there actually?
Be you Jew, Christian, Muslin, Atheist, insert belief here, i think most of us will agree that the lump of formaldehyde smelling “meat in the box” there is no longer me.
I have left the building, me and Elvis are going to pick up a 6 pack and go hang out with Buddy Holley.
And since that aint me in the box, you can not say that the person has actually harmed or violated me.
Unless you also subscribe to the belief that i am trapped in a dead body stuck in a box, in which case i have more horrible things than uninvited sex to look forward to, like ROTTING?
Ok, so far the person is guilty of having sex with a piece of no longer living meat in an undescribed state of decomposition.
What does the law prescribe as the punishment being being “Eww Yuck” ?
Because you simply can not punish the person for violating me, i was not there.
I can not be violated when i am not there to violate right?
Now, we may have some minor things to work through.
How did he get me? Did he dig me up?
Well that probably is trespassing, and criminal damaging?
I am not sure if taking the body is theft per se?
I do not know how the law sees a human body as far as property?
I am a person, i can not be owned, so technically no one can own by body.
But i have abandoned it, and abandoned property can be claimed.
So being that ive abandoned my body and am not around to say Sod off my body, no one gets it, there might be something there to charge.
But none of these things are the necrophilia itself where the crime exists.
Now it goes with out saying, you can not have caused my demise to pork my dead corpse because that has it’s own obvious crime.
So let us say that weird guy just found me lying around, i dropped dead on a bench in the woods somewhere.
He has his fun, and leaves me otherwise as he found me.
What harm has he caused that was not to himself?
The Rapist, the Murderer, we know what harm they have caused.
They definitely had victims, the victim was alive and inhabiting the body at the time.
The victim felt many unpleasant things during the violation.
Me, dead guy on a bench? Not so much, i already left the building, i was not present as the scene of my “violation”
So if i am not there, i can not really be violated, can i?
So if i can not be violated, hurt or harmed in any way, is it really justice to put the act on the same level as say a Rape or a Murder?
Justice is to be blind, fair, impartial is it not?
Devoid of the things that would vary widely from one person to the next so that you have one simple and fair justice for all people.
Making the act on par with the others both lessens the others, and reinjects those personal feelings back into the equation again.
No, i am not advocating “Return of the Living Corpse Porkers” or opening Cold Ethel’s Corpse Ranch in Vegas.
Though i think i could get Alice to do an opening night show