Why is Race Walking an Olympic Sport But Dodge Ball Isn't?

So now you want the Olympics to be a bodybulding contest?

Yeah, the irony is, most of the weightlifters wouldn’t qualify because they look too fat. They work for sheer muscle strength, not looks.

Exactly. A few more examples of top athletes who would clearly fail Wordy’s “duck test”:

Asashoryu, one of the all-time top Sumo wrestlers.
Babe Ruth, still considered to be among the best baseball players of all time.
Vasily Alekseyev, two-time Olympic gold medal weightlifter, and one-time holder of 80 world records in the sport (he’s listed in Wikipedia as having been 6’1", 357 lbs., at the 1980 Moscow Olympics).

Well, we should do away with the marathon then, since they won’t allow bikes. The disallowal of bikes is a purposeful suppression of performance by rule about form with no obvious reason; or at least no reason more obvious than those that limit racewalking.