Why is Sharon Stone in the witness protection program?

I left the TV on with the sound off and when I looked Letterman was interviewing this really attractive blonde woman. I pressed the mute button to find out who she was and she was talking with Sharon Stone’s voice and Dave revealed that it was Sharon Stone.

If my life depended on it I could not have guessed that it was her without the vocal clue.

No, Sharon’s doing voice-over for an anti-perspirant. She’s in the wetness protection program.

Sharon Stone, hot?

SHARON STONE, HOT?

I’m just really having a hard time with this one…

Hey! Did you see Darth Vader peeking over her shoulder in that second photo! Awesome!

I’m stuck reading the entire Fug Yourself site now. Thanks, man. (They called Lindsay Lohan “Skeletor.” Hee hee.)