Why is there no standard English equivalent for the "f-word"?

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[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen]
Well, perhaps a lube job… :slight_smile:

It’s usually more fun that way! :o

(OK, I’m officially flashing back to high school now… giggle, he said “lube”)
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LUBE job?? I thought you said BOOB job!