Why it's so expensive when your 79 year old wets the bed....

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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First time.
“Grandma Dot, what happened?”
“I must have spilled some water.”
“Oh, ok.”

Second Time.
“Grandma Dot, your bed’s wet again.”
“Well I was hot last night and I must have sweat a lot.”
“Oh, ok.”

Third time.
“Gosh Grandma, how’d this happen?”
“I think the dog did it.”
“The dog??”
“Yes, I was asleep and I think tthe dog did it while I was asleep.”
MY HUGE MISTAKE! (To help Grandma save a little face.)
“Well, I’ll fix that Grandma.” I proceed to whack the dog with a dish towel. Dog perplexed. (I can tell by the way it looks at me.}

Fourth, fifth, sixth, etc. times.
“I think the dog did it.”
Out comes the dish towel. Dog now well past perplexed. ( I can tell by the way it growls at the dish towel drawer.}

Oh yeah, the expense.
Pet therapist…$65.00 an hour
Dog treats…$9.00 a bag
Time spent apologizing to the dog…40+ hours.
Time spent trying to explain my reasoning to wife and kids…Well, I ain’t quite got that done with that yet.

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She’s 79 years old, why humiliate her by asking how it happened?

3

Let alone that, why are you whacking the dog with a dish-towel for doing something wrong? :mad:

4

you should whack the 79 year old with the dish towel and then give the dog a treat.

5

Especially when he hadn’t even done anything!

And even if he had, dogs don’t know what they did wrong unless you catch them and correct them while they are in the act, or they won’t make the connection. Even then, hitting him with a rag is not the way you discipline a dog.

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Since you knew that dog had done nothing, what was the point of a pet therpist. Just buy grandma some diapers “just to save her from the dog pee”.

Beating a dog achieves nothing :frowning:

7

The dog is gonna start shitting on Grand Ma’s bed out of spite