There. That’s for closing yet another perfectly good thread. Let this be the last of it.
(Interested or outraged readers may refer to “Before taking Cecil’s survey READ THIS” – or however it was put…)
That thread was moved to the Pit, as this one will be, too. And I am not fat.
- Jill
Aaahh… Moderator Bashing. The Quickest Road to SDMB Popularity.
Way to go, Tommy boy. We all love you. Really.
ps - My husband Bill is not going to like this treatment of me on an internet message board.
Is that a promise?
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen
Just to bump this up again.
Just kidding.
I don’t think moving a thread to a different forum is the same as closing a thread. Didn’t this one come from Comments on Cecil’s Columns?
rocks
Jill, please tell your hubby that I only use Microsquish products, and have never ever used Netscape, Red Hat, or PerfectOffice. Ever.
I thought the title was a typo for Bill Gates.
hehe
< no flame to post, just a passing thought >
Jill and TomDark
Sitting in a tree…
{g,d&r}
Lynn
Took me about five seconds to get this (I had to look at the topic line again), but when I did, it was worth it.
still giggling
[Cartman voice]
Weeeeellll Jill Gates is a big fat jerk
She’s the biggest jerk in the whole wide world
She’s a big fat jerk and she has stupid hair
She’s a jerk to all the boys and girls
[/Cartman voice]
And yes, I know, the lyrics are scrambled. Shut up.
Hasn’t Tom Dark qualified for Jerkdom yet?
You’ve got a point there, brother - and one of these days I’m going to figure out what it is. - Cecil Adams
Be careful Tom, or one day you’ll look out your window and the last thing you’ll see is:
http://www.angelfire.com/md2/george21/images/1.jpg
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
…and the judges’ decision is…
It’s WeirdDave, for Best Use of A Huge Graphic Ever!
::: thunderous applause :::
::: Blushing modestly, WeirdDave goes up to podium, accepts huge solid gold statue, suitcase full of thousand-dollar bills, rights to all Lennon-McCartney songs, and then leaves in a stretch limo for a weekend with Jennifer Lopez (who is wearing her Grammy dress) :::
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen
She’s not wearing it anymore. 
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.