Why not just dispense with gendered language/pronouns in English?

When people suggest these kings of absurdities, I just wonder what kind of weird ass bubble they’re living in. No, nobody asks anyone else for “their pronouns”. That’s a fake liberal meme. No, nobody thinks transgenderism is a topic worth discussion. No, nobody has a problem with the English language as it is today. No, nobody has an issue with identifying their gender by the pronouns used to address themselves.

It’s just weird, crazy, liberal pearl clutching to think there’s any problem with “he” or “she”.

Hey, here’s a plan: how about if the person we’re referring to is a man or boy, we say “he,” but if it’s a girl or woman, we say “she”? Could it possible, maybe, perhaps, work? It just might!