One winter night, about 7 years ago, I saw Primus play at the Beaver Dome. Les had a field day with that one.
And Lnix, you better watch who youre “ptooey-ing” on.
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Drunk off our ass.- I mean- PENN STATE
You think those are bad? How about Dildo, Newfoundland.
Quite seriously.
Perhaps they just need to relocate Beaver College to Dildo??
(Sorry – had to be said.)
Not to mention that PSU also has Beaver Avenue (part of which is known as Beaver Canyon due to the highrises there) and a Beaver Hall.
Yeah. I always loved watching the Beavers get pounded, even by a Trojan.
Now I understand why they call it “Happy Valley.”
funniest thing about Intercourse, PA is that it’s right next to Bird-in-Hand.
no lie, mofos.
A couple of years ago, my SO was hired by a major employer in Pittsburgh and had to relocate there. We used an apartment finder to find a place to live. In the course of compiling a list of apartments for us to visit, the agent decided to broaden her search outside of Allegheny County and into Beaver County. She very casually made a comment something like “Let’s see what kind of Beaver action we can find.”
My SO and I immediately looked at each other and tried very hard to suppress our laughter. What made the situation even funnier is that we are a couple of gay men.
We told her we really weren’t interested in looking in Beaver.
Unfortunately, a ill-advised survey of the student body has convinced the Beaver College board of regents to rename the school “Vagina University.”
About 3 miles from me is a sports club called the Beaver Wood Club. They rent the hall out every Tuesday for an ‘over 30’s single, separated and divorced’ kind of grope an’ grind disco thing. Neither ‘beaver’ or ‘wood’ have penetrated the English-English vocab in quite the same way as they have across the pond so the curious juxtaposition (wot position, luv ? – nah, don’t think I’ve tried it) is sadly lost on most members.
Which is a shame.
I just visited the website. . . they have an online store . . . which promises soon to include clothing in its online catalog . . . I just bookmarked it.
Soon as they sell clothing online, I’m placing an order . . . I can’t wait to get one of their hats, as if my friends didn’t already think I had beaver on the brain . . .
Bolding mine.
God, I’m sick. Sorry. 
That’s okay, I forgive you.
My friend bought me a T-shirt from Beaver, CO’s liquor store. That’s right: Beaver Liquors.
My wife hates it when I wear it.
Please tell me they have a mail-order division. Please…
Beaver Liquors. That’s classic.
Hey, Southern, this page has their yellow pages listing:
http://www.yellowpages.co.nz/all-categories/food-and-drink/drink/liquor-distributors/
A radio station in my area just changed it’s name to “Beaver 106”. Their first promotion is a Bar party where the specialty of the night will be beaver shots. Tell me there not looking to milk that merchandising cow for all its worth.
Oh, Kimkatt!
If you were a girl, single, wealthy, and living on my block I’d kiss you for this.
(Who am I kidding??? Pucker up, sweetie.) 
Thanks,
So one person says it’s in Colorado, and the link is in New Zealand? I did a search and found this:
They have a page with merchandise with about a thousand t-shirt types. I don’t know… It kind of loses the appeal when it’s a marketing ploy and not a funny, happy accident or innocent gaffe…
Yer pal,
Satan - Commissioner, The Teeming Minions
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