Why only night-time alien abductions?

In all honesty, those of us who’ve been adbducted in broad daylight just don’t feel the need to yammer on incessantly about our experience.

I can see how it would be embarrassing, like being picked up for the prom without a corsage.

Or pants!

You’d think it would be difficult to find aliens wanting to work 3rd shift doing that kind of job.
I hope they have a union.

Because Mom is awake during the day, and won’t let them tease the local wildlife. So they sneak out at night.

Okay - what soap operas are they watching? And we certainly need to outline some hard and fast rules if daytime abductions/anal probing/sex with aliens is to be successful.

I…there may very well be a connection between soap opera titles and…this other stuff. I’ll just ease on out.