Why only night-time alien abductions?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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In all honesty, those of us who’ve been adbducted in broad daylight just don’t feel the need to yammer on incessantly about our experience.

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[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder]
In all honesty, those of us who’ve been adbducted in broad daylight just don’t feel the need to yammer on incessantly about our experience.
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I can see how it would be embarrassing, like being picked up for the prom without a corsage.

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[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]
I can see how it would be embarrassing, like being picked up for the prom without a corsage.
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Or pants!

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You’d think it would be difficult to find aliens wanting to work 3rd shift doing that kind of job.
I hope they have a union.

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Because Mom is awake during the day, and won’t let them tease the local wildlife. So they sneak out at night.

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Okay - what soap operas are they watching? And we certainly need to outline some hard and fast rules if daytime abductions/anal probing/sex with aliens is to be successful.

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[QUOTE=DellieM]
Okay - what soap operas are they watching? And we certainly need to outline some hard and fast rules if daytime abductions/anal probing/sex with aliens is to be successful.
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I…there may very well be a connection between soap opera titles and…this other stuff. I’ll just ease on out.