Why so little married sex in the movies?

I was just reading the Anatomy of Hell thread, and it occurred to me. Well, it occurred to me for the first time while I was watching Eyes Wide Shut, and I have wondered about it ever since.

There is a lot, and I mean a lot, of sex in the movies. Very little of it is between characters who are married to each other. Outside of Eyes Wide Shut, (and all that gave us was Tom Cruise pawing Nicole Simpson’s boob) the only time I think I’ve seen a sex scene involving a married couple was in some low-budget sci-fi/horror flick, and that ended with the aliens freezing the action, levitating the wife to the mother ship, impregnating her with an alien fetus, and putting her back in bed with her hubby.

Why so little married sex in the movies? Seriously, I think eroticism on film is OK, I just have a problem with the fact that so much of the time, it is between people who have just met ten minutes to a few days ago film time. I want to see a scene where an older but still attractive couple waves goodbye as their youngest goes off to college, look at each other, then cut to them hanging from the ceiling fan having revolving bat sex.

Realism.

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Off the top of my head…

Unlawful Entry - Madeline Stowe and Kurt Russell

The Getaway - Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin (and Steve McQueen and Ali McGraw)

Cape Fear Nick Nolte and Jessica Lange

Goodfellas Ray Liotta and Lorraine Bracco

Rob Roy Liam Neeson and Jessica Lange

Braveheart-Wallace and his wife, their wedding night in the forest. Talk about itchy.

Um… what movie was that, again…?

Just seeking information, nothing more.

Really.

Because married people who watch movies want to escape from the reality of married sex, i.e. the same sex with the same person over, and over, and over, and want to fantasize about sex with someone new. Sex sells, just not the married kind.

My WAG? A lot of sex scenes involve new romances—love stories that are just unfolding as the audience watches. If you introduce married couple onscreen, the love story has already happened…in the past, and offscreen. There’s no “falling in love” to watch—they’re already in love. 'Not a lot to make a movie about. Kind of like how you don’t see a fantasy movie picking up just after the evil emperor is defeated, and when the kingdom is beggining the slow process of rebuilding the infrastructure and economy. Most people would rather watch the swashbuckling hero swinging on a chandelier to rescue the princess.

Of course, I might be wrong and completely offbase. (Which wouldn’t be surprising, considering the movies I watch.)

What did O.J. have to say about that?

He was cut up about it.

I think Ranchoth is on the right track. It’s about sexual tension. I’m guessing that when people are shown having sex, it’s usually because the fact that they’re doing so is an important point to the plot, characters, or whatever; and it’s very often the first time those two characters have gone to bed [or wherever they’re doin’ it] together, and we’ve spent some time wondering whether or not they would end up in bed together.

Why so little married sex in the movies?

Because its BORING, that’s why.

Believe me – I’m married, and I know.

BrotherCadfael

Doesn’t have to be. The sex scene between Julie Christie and Donald Sutherland in Don’t Look Now ranks among the best ever

Married people often have children.

After that, they rarely have sex unless they are trying to make more children. This can involve charts, thermometers, and medications to facilitate. It’s about as hot as fixing your toilet.

Eyes Wide Shut wasn’t a slasher flick, was it?

Someone once said that the movies are mostly about having sex and not much about having children, and life is the other way around.

I’ve also heard that 90% of love scenes in the movies depict people having sex for the first time (with each other, not necessarily ever).

More of a flasher flick.

While watching it, I had an overwhelming desire to slash my wrists if that counts for anything.

The scene I was coming in to cite.

Add Don Juan DeMarco* to the list. The film is actually about how to make sex between longtime partners erotic (among other things).

Most serious dramas portraying a marriage portray a marriage in trouble. Thus, no sex (unless it’s with a third party).

Most action/adventure films require a love story subplot. Thus, the lead actors can’t be married in the beginning.

On the other hand, TV shows (or rather implies) a lot of married sex. Partially because the traditional sitcom format almost demands a married couple, I guess, but see The Cosby Show and The Simpsons particularly. Even TV drama has more married sex than the movies do, as in The Sopranos (which also has a great deal of extramarital sex, of course, and a scene I cannot scrub from my brain with Janice and Ralphie.)