Maybe it’s just my sugar high, but these pics of guys in suspenders (and the mental image of a man wearing a bowtie and nothing else ) is cracking me up.
Not a good thing while at work. :dubious:
Maybe it’s just my sugar high, but these pics of guys in suspenders (and the mental image of a man wearing a bowtie and nothing else ) is cracking me up.
Not a good thing while at work. :dubious:
But I like suspenders: I like the way they grope one’s thighs as I walk.
Ah, all right then.
btw - why does Padeye shoot cowboys?
Let me get this straight. **Mycroft ** asked, “Why do salesmen wear suspenders?” and your answer is “To keep their pants up.”
Do you keep an extra pair in your Vespa?
My father wears suspenders every day for one simple reason -
He has no ass.
He just has legs growing out of his back. In Jeff Foxworthy’s words, he looks like “a frog stood up.” (paraphrase)
So a belt does him no good. He couldn’t walk across the room without suspenders before his pants came down.
I’m afraid to ask - but what is a suspender gang? And why would that be a cause to breathe a sigh of relief?
“Thank Og! It’s just a suspender gang.”
I got a suit once that had all these buttons on the inside. I was confused at first, but then realized they were for suspenders. So I got some suspenders, and they were much more comfortable than a belt. That suit got worn-out, unfortunately, so I’ve had no reason to use suspenders since. But I do miss them. They’re more comfortable, but more complicated, and not many suits accomodate them.
Yes, right next to an extra pair of boot laces.
(In all honesty, of course, none of the skins I know can afford Vespas - the cost is out of control.)
He was making a joke. There were about 10 of us skins at the party, and most of us had braces on. He was basically asking if we were nazis or just some sort of oddly dressed group of drunks.
Does anybody call them “galluses” anymore?
Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
To keep their pants up!
Okay, I’ll leave now…