Ah, yes, I can hear her now, the sanctimonious, hypocritical, blubbering preacher’s wife on * The Simpsons * : “Won’t someone please think of the children?” Well, inasmuch as they’re pulling children’s corpses out of the mass graves they’re digging up in Iraq right now, and considering that thousands of Iraqi children were dying of disease and hunger due to the massive corruption in the Oil for Food program administered by the wondrously virtuous United Nations, I’m pretty damn sure that a lot fewer Iraqi children are dying today than when Saddam was still in power. Try to understand something: No matter what the United States decided to do or not to do about Iraq, children were going to die as a direct consequence of that decision. Now, could you please quit trying to play that ridiculous “dead Iraqi children” card? It’s every bit as ridiculous and stupid as the “poor murdered babies” card that the pro-choice crowd is always trying to play.
Or perhaps that’s a fact you wanted me to leave out of my calibration?
The exasperating thing is that you actually think the rest of us are so stupid and spineless that we’ll be intimidated with your cheap moralizing and your overheated rhetoric. And you’ve got the gall to accuse the right of lacking any grasp of subtlety and nuance!