I thought he was Murdock.
I’m Face.
SWASHBUCKLER was banned for missing five Board-required assertiveness training sessions in a row.
It’s OK, I do it too. How do you feel about your mother?
I’m thoroughly confused now. I’m going to go put my Superman underwear on and jump around on my bed now, if no one objects.
Even if you had a van, it wouldn’t be B.A.'s van.
What I want to know is, how the hell can you afford all those gold chains on what the SDMB pays you?
:dubious:
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He can’t, foo. I hooked him up. Grrr.
Grrr. I pity the foo who slides in selective quotes between me and a direct reply, which was meant for EddyTeddyFreddy!
And, why do they now advertise Humor Writing Workshops?? Do the gerbils feel we’re not being witty enough all on our own here at the Straight Dope? Harrrumph !!
Now the ads are all about LED name belt buckles and dog tags.