I don’t often see a thread closed after one post, with no explanation. I also don’t see a duplicate thread. Is the topic just too disturbing for one of the mods?
There is athread in progress.
Technically, it wasn’t closed. An alligator dragged it away.
Okay. Couldn’t find the other thread. Mod note or merge would have been tidier, IMHO.
Well that bites. Do we need the Jaws of Life for it? 
Sounds like a croc to me.
See ya later.
Who are you talking to?
Ali. Ali Gator.
What’s the matter with kids these days?
OOOOOOOOooooohhhhh!!!
Anyway, I’ll respond more, but it won’t be until after awhile.
In a while, crocodile. 
Seems like a simple question OP is asking. Why aren’t the mods right here with an equally quick and simple answer?
What, and end the wild speculation and outrage?
Yeah, that was me modding from my phone. I meant to go back and add a note and forgot.
Sorry about that.