Why Was This Thread Closed?

@Contra

You’re one of my favorite posters. I’m a fan, and I think you know that. But Dex (and many others) have made a very clear distinction. Since I know that you know that I know that you know that I like you a lot — whew! — I’m going to give it a shot.

Think parts of speech.

Parts of speech don’t say what a word is. They say how a word is used.

You can talk about crack (or bestiality, or gay bashing, or race). But you can’t talk about how to make crack (or how you can get bestial porn, or where to find gays to mug, or the best tip for screening blacks from your hiring list.)

It’s simple.

You can talk about illegal things. But you can’t ask how to commit illegal acts.

It really is just that simple.

No, but if someone had posted a recipe (and it was easy) I might have been tempted. Note that whether I would or would not have has nothing to do with changing my sexual orientation.

To everyone above :

Asking for advice is not encouragement. Approval is encouragement, as moderator **Marley **pointed out. My point, as I have made countless times, is that if what I was doing was encouragement, what **Cesario **was doing was encouragement squared.

It is not and never was about whether there were other legitimate reasons for closing the thread; it was only about encouragement.

Also, my thread was not a parody. So it could not have been a failed parody.

To everyone above :

Asking for advice is not encouragement. Approval is encouragement, as moderator **Marley **pointed out. My point, as I have made countless times, is that if what I was doing was encouragement, what **Cesario **was doing was encouragement squared.

It is not and never was about whether there were other legitimate reasons for closing the thread; it was only about encouragement.

Also, my thread was not a parody. So it could not have been a failed parody.

You may want to re-read the OP. Pretty much the first sentence is a statement that you did not ask how to break the law. And yet you did ask how to break the law.

If you wanted your OP to instead say “advice is not encouragement”, I think it would have been wise to state that instead of encoding it in entirely different words that mean something entirely different.

I was not going to use the advice to break the law. I just wanted to know how to do it. Knowing how to do it is not illegal.

It sounds like you think the board rules state something like the following:
"As long as you are not planning on carrying out illegal activities, it’s a-ok to ask for advice about how to carry out even the most heinous of felonies, as long as you promise that you will not use that information to carry out the act. Once you promise that, then we trust you, so then it’s not a problem, but you do need to promise that first.

Heck, once you promise that, we will even open up our secret archives we have compiled on illegal activities because, why not, we know we can trust you."

So if I were to open a thread asking how to violate some aspect of copyright law (to take one of this board’s most common examples of unacceptable questions) and state that I had no intention of actually doing so, but was merely curious about the best way of doing so, that would be perfectly okay, right?

Just in case this is a serious question – no, that would not be okay.

We do not allow people to post information that will enable people to break the law. We don’t give a shit whether that constitutes “encouragement” or not – we just flat out don’t allow it.

No, it was not a serious question. I was rephrasing Contrapuntal’s logic in this statement:

Contra, my man. You’re missing the forest for the trees.

The guy in question — Caesario, or whatever it is — hasn’t (from what I can tell) asked anyone how to do anything illegal.

Do you understand that? Just asking, is all.

Yes, I do. And thanks for the kind words upthread.

I do despair of getting my point across, although I have stated it clearly and succinctly several times. I’m going to ask for this thread to be closed. Thanks for all the replies, everyone!