Yes, this is about Jet Blue’s meltdown. (Full disclosure: I was stuck at JFK airport for eight hours on Thursday, though fortunately in the terminal, not on an airplane.)
Anyway, my FIL and I were discussing this morning why airplanes full of passengers were pushed away from the gates, only to sit for eight or more hours on the tarmac before they could take off. Specifically, we were discussing why Jet Blue decided it would be a good idea to push the airplanes off, rather than have the passengers wait in the (relative) comfort of the terminals until there was a realistic chance that the airplanes could actually take off. We came up with two possibilities.
First, the FAA considers a flight to have departed “on time” if it pushes back from the gate at the scheduled departure time. Thus, Jet Blue pushed these airplanes back just to get an illusory bump in their on time departure statistics, even though it knew the airplanes weren’t going anywhere.
Second, in order to “get in line” for take off, an airplane must be pushed back from the gate. Thus, Jet Blue had to push back the airplanes in order for them to have any chance of actually taking off.
Those were our educated guesses, but we had problems with both scenarios. For the first, it seems more than a little bizarre and bureaucracy-run-amok that Jet Blue, in the midst of an epic meltdown of its entire system, when just about every one of its flights were either delayed or cancelled, would push back a few flights ridiculously early just so it could say that 1% of its flights departed on time, instead of 0%.
For the second, it assumes that the problem was overcrowding on the runways and significant delays in take offs. But other airlines use the same runways, so at least some of them should also have had full planes sitting on the tarmacs for hours. But that didn’t happen; only Jet Blue suffered from this (or, at least, there haven’t been news reports about such instances with other airlines).
So, given that both of our theories appear to have flaws, does anyone know the Straight Dope?
Sua