a true sign of the Apocalypse…
if in 20 years, the LEFT BEHIND series is considered classic American literature so that there is a Cliff Notes set for them
…For suitably large values of ‘soon’.
I heard that figure quoted somewhere in Howard Bloom’s The Lucifer Principle . Bloom was referring to a biological plague as a result of the increase of penicillin resistant bacteria.
Well when Eurasia and Eastasia come around, we Oceanians will knock them out of the park, that’s for sure!
Ah, damn, I guessed wrong.
I thought you had the airbourne ebola. Way to get my hopes up, jerk.
“Is this the start of a terrible Planet of the Horses? In this announcers opinion, almost certainly yes!”
Well, at least if there were Cliff Notes people wouldn’t have to read the damn books.
Damn dirty equines!
Enjoy,
Steven
I have painted myself gold (except the soles of my feet) to deflect the blast. People are laughing at me now, but they will regret it later.
Dammit, I thought I was getting a real bargain when I bought the penetrable ion shields, but now I see how foolish that was.
Fools! We’ll be long dead by the time the nukes fall, the dust is comin’ I tells ya!!
I may have found your Achille’s heel.
No, I painted the heels
Way to piss on my ISA.
Seriously, Iyyob, would you care to discuss your prediction in a reasonable, productive and above all medicated manner?
Why do you think that this will happen soon, given that people have been saying it since 1945 (and that the world will end pretty much since humans could speak)?
Anyway, Iyyob, this isn’t news; I knew about this threat fully five days before you started this thread and I can prove it.
So, Doctor, would you say the time has come for our listeners to crack open each other’s skulls and feast on the goo within?
No problem, I am invulnerable. I just bought a case of duct tape. The silver kind of course.
You know the sound that duct tape makes when you pull it off the reel?..
Does that sound echo and if not, does anybody know why not?
Yes it does echo, but only off of ducks.
I can’t believe after 3+ years, I’m wasting my 500th post on this, but I’ve been working all night & am suffering from sleep deprivation so why not.
You fool! You were supposed to leave a bare patch at the base of the spine, so that the skin can breathe!
Now James Bond will have to get a new girlfriend, and his chance of someone suitable will be reduced by 80%.
Regards,
Shodan