Okay. First get a Boston Fern. Don’t like the Boston Ferns? While you’re standing there in the fern section of wherever you’re buying plants (nursery, home depot, whatever), look around. See any other ferns you like better? Grab one nice healthy looking fern. (Don’t spend more than $10.) When you plant it in your pot, you want several inches of dirt around the main plant (the fern), which you’ll put in the center of the pot. Or off center, be creative, knock yourself out. (Your pot should be big enough for several plants. We’re going to make a little arrangement.) A Philodendron is another low-light, low maintenance plant with which you just can’t go wrong. The fern would give you some height, while a philodendron would have more of a hangy-plant, drapy thing going. Snoopy kept a philodendron in his doghouse. Please don’t ask me why I know that. :dubious: Choose one or the other.
Then go to the “annuals” section (ask someone if it isn’t obvious where it is) and pick up enough pansies, petunias, impatiens, violas, or whatever strikes your fancy (I’d go for violets), in whatever colors you like, to fill the rest of the pot. Make sure you read the little tags and they say “shade” or “partial shade.” If you see “full sun,” put the pretty little plant back down. You’re looking for a whole table full of colorful, small plants for less than $1 each. These will be the annuals to choose from. They vary from season to season. All those I just listed can tolerate low light and, except for the impatiens, do not need a lot of water. You have to watch those impatiens. Where I live, they’re thirsty and too much work for me. I hate 'em. Some people love 'em. There’s no accounting for taste.
Ferns will always provide you with nice greenery, don’t need a lot of light or water and can generally be mostly ignored. Annuals will bloom constantly for a long time, then stop blooming and die. But they’re cheap, so you just stop by the garden center, pick up a few more of whatever’s in season now – as long as the tags say it likes shade – and now your little “garden” changes out every couple months, but you have pretty flowers with little cost (I’d be able to do this for about $10 at Target, depending on the size of the pot), and little effort. The fern just stays in there, you only have to replant the annuals a couple times a year when they’re spent and it’s time for the next season. As long as you dump the leftover water in your bottle in there everynow and then, or give it a good soaking a couple times a month, you can basically ignore it. Except to enjoy it, of course.
If it bothers you (and its good feng shui) you can pick off the dead flowers as they look bad and this will promote more blooming. It only takes a second and you just toss the dead blooms in the pot – they’ll break down eventually and sort of become plant food. This is called deadheading.