Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “smear campaign”…
Hell NO!
I wouldn’t want to touch anything there! Og knows what her place is like if no one is around to clean up after her.
[CARTMAN]HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH[/CARTMAN]
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE let me use this as a sig!
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Remove ALL towels and wash clothes from Toilet (Bathroom).
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Install two paper towel holders and large size rolls of paper T’s.
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Make linen closet inaccessible, e.g. lock it or empty it.
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Warn others than “Kathy” to make no comments regarding new features.
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Wait to see what reaction occurs, if any.
Comment: “Kathy” may do this at home and think it is perfectly acceptable behavior, or not reeally be aware of what she is doing and how it affects other.
If the above doesn’t get the point across forget to invite “Kathy” to the gettogethers for several times and the next time she pulls this ‘stunt’ tell her plainly but kindly why she has been permanently dropped from the group.
Maybe she’s staking territory.
<wipe> “Mine.”
…<wipe> “My towel.”
…<wipe> “Mine.”
Seriously though it sounds like a psychiatric disorder. Gah, I can’t think of it, but I remember reading about some kind of antisocial personality disorder that includes knowingly doing things that are radically outside the norm of what is socially acceptable. (Like peeing in someone’s houseplant when a toilet is available.)
I would take the high road as someone has already suggested and privately tell her to be sure that she uses only the TP provided. If one wants to be particularly gracious (and fish for an explanation), you could very diplomatically add that if she has any special needs you could try to accommodate (like disposable towels). Something is clearly off-kilter there.
Yes, the one on the ass-y knoll.
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Dimensia, definately.
Time to be locked-up.
Hey, you have really nice towels
[Triumph the Insult Comic Dog]
for me to poop on!
[/Triumph]
I’m dying here… I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a thread EVER…
Excuse me… I need to go use the bathroom now… 
Originally posted by Photog
Well yeah, statistics dictates.
*Originally posted by cynic *
You figure you leaving your chocolate kiss out there on what we’re going to dry off with makes you the fucking cynic?
I can think of the perfect joke to tell Kathy.
Ask her what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain.
And then when she answers “I don’t know. What?”, you scream “AHA! It was you!”
It’s an old joke, so she probably won’t get offended. Probably.
Dropping a deuce = taking a poop. You know how pooping is called going #2? There’s your ‘deuce’
And then hit her with a rolled-up newspaper. 
Not that I’d do that to a puppy.:rolleyes:
The group should go over to her house and use each and every one of her towels in a similar fashion. Then confront her.
What good is solving the problem if you can’t exact revenge?
You might be surprised at what civilised people consider acceptable behaviour. I knew a fella who used to spit several dozen times a day (y’know one of them Kur-spits), he did it in front of anyone at any time of the day indoors and out. His mother never batted an eyelid. I had a friend who belched and farted loudly at regular intervals during the day, where did she get that habit from? Most parents tell their children off for trumping, hers can’t have …
So, perhaps this woman uses a towel at home, and thinks everyone else does too …
A more respectable way to say something to the woman in question would be to quietly out of everyone’s earshot (possibly while she’s helping to make the tea or somesuch) and say; in a hushed whisper; “someone used my hand towel to wipe themselves after they went to the bathroom”, don’t make eye contact or look directly at her, then if it is her who’s doing it, she may well stop it. There’s no need to humiliate her publically for something that she possibly considers “normal”.
Get a needle and thread and sew the towels onto the rack. Make sure they’re small towels. She’ll get the message.
That is truly vile. VILE!!
OMFG!!! I had to register at this site just to say that this is the funniest thread that I’ve ever read!!!
Okay, the way our bathroom is set up when I’m sitting “on the throne” my field of vision is filled with towels. Since I read this thread over this weekend I cannot go in there without thinking about it and wondering what posesses some people.
It’s simpy beyond comprehension. At some point my brain was derailed from whatever I was supposed to be thinking about to offer this possibility:“Maybe she wipes with her hand and then wipes that on the towel.” Not that it’s better, it just sprung to mind.
We still talking “pooplady”? EW EW EW EW!