Why?
Why not?
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because.
because i said so
Not true. These are all lies. Capitalist lies 
— G. Raven
If you continue to argue with me, you’ll be sent to your room!
Ginger
Because your mother said so!
I’ll tell you why. See these threads:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45798
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=22331
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=18119
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=18015
You’ll find all the answers you need.
To quote the Clogged Avenger, It’s already been done before, asstrollop!
I may have added a word or two.
Zee
Happy happy now are we, that we’ve sung our ABCs.
Welcome to the board Slarty! BTW- do you know where I can get the Salmon of Doubt manuscript?
Why? Why?
When I was a young lad, I once asked my grandfather why it was raining. He said, “Because God is crying.”
I then asked him, “Why is God crying?”
He looked into my eyes and said, “Probably because of something you did.”
And so there you go.
Why? Probably because of something you did.
I did the same freaking thread last week.
Newbies, sheesh.
Because we can, again and again…
Why, fnord?
Cause I was pissed my boss fired me after I reported her for violating labor laws, and wondered **Why ** she hates me so much.
Hence the Sig.