Which Wikipedia article has the longest title?
At 61 characters, not counting spaces, I nominate: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_You_Always_Wanted_to_Know_About_Sex*_(*But_Were_Afraid_to_Ask)
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)*, Woody Allen’s fourth film.
Surely we can do better?
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies beats it at 69 characters.
How about articles that aren’t just the title of some other work?
If you want to jump straight to the cheat sheet: Wikipedia records. 
At 190:
Another Demonstration of the Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing a Young Girl Coming from an Office, Detaching Hose, Running with It 60 Feet, and Playing a Stream, All Inside of 30 Seconds
from the above-mentioned Wikipedia Records
One that I created: Declaration of the Immediate Causes Which Induce and Justify the Secession of South Carolina from the Federal Union.
Damn! Mines not a Wiki article and its only 109! (assuming I counted correctly)
Why has no one made a Wikipedia article for Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-Von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstle-gerspurten-mit-zwei-macheluber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shoenendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?