Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome!

To my very first drunken post. Might as well make it a new thread! It is a wonderful, miraculous, beautiful night here in the Chicagoland area. Snow up to my knees.

I feel warm, cozy, full of food and beer and love of life. I am happy. Why do I feel guilty?

Arg, no, I’m not really asking. It’s often other peoples’ sorrow that makes me feel grateful for the good fortune I have. OK, sure I’m sitting at home on a Friday night. I’m content. And I’m not making any sense, so sue me.


Sucks to your assmar.

How much snow do you have? Not knowing how tall you are up to your knees doesn’t tell us much.

Oh man, I about fell out of my chair, Ultress! When I glanced at your post I read “How much do you shave?” instead of “How much snow do you have?”
For some reason, this killed my funnybone.
Heh!

how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV

Oh, man, I’m guessing a foot. At least. I’m just north (about four blocks north) of Chicago.

And I’m five-six.

I’m gonna go check the local weather service and get back to you with more precise numbers.

On the snow, I mean - I am fairly certain about my five-sixness.


Sucks to your assmar.

heeheeheeheeheehee!

actually, I usually shave just about up to my knees too.

coincidence? i think not.


Sucks to your assmar.

What a delightful coincedence, I’m drunk and in a rather snowed-in region as well. (of course given where i live it’s probably to be expected).
Don’t feel guilty, feel good!
Cheers…

Ohhhh, Minnesota! Wait, I know where Northfield is… ok, remind me.

I spent four wonderful years of college in Winona. Did y’all get much snow there today?


Sucks to your assmar.

I cheated. It’s between The Cities and Rochester.

I’m closing in on Post #200! Whee!


Sucks to your assmar.

Wow.

A new nominee for “Doper Most Likely to Post Drunk” on the TMHP!


“Though I hate 'em, I’ll defend to my death your right to use smilies.”
Forward deployed until 18AUG00

Okay, I’m not drunk, so maybe I shouldn’t be posting in this thread. I just wanted to add that for the last two days, the local forecasters had been predicting that we were going to get buried in snow yesterday, 8-10 inches at least. They were closing down schools all over town and making the snow plow guys come in to work in the middle of the night in anticipation of this huge snow fall. So, do you want to know how much snow we ended up getting? Two inches, that’s right, two lousy stinking inches. Today it’s like 40 degrees out, so all that snow is already pretty much melted.

Of course, this is okay by me because I hate snow anyways.

Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

Workin’ on my third Miller Genuine Draft while posting, life is good. Got all the windows open here on the Florida Gulf Coast just to let the sea breeze in. Shut the central heat off about three weeks ago and won’t turn the AC on for another few months.

Shit, I just ran out of pretzels.


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       Warren Zevon

I had a half a beer tonight… then I fell asleep on the couch, is that OK or should I go and finish that beer an post again?


Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.