I haven’t been sent home from work due to weather in years. Heh-heh.
It snowed here too! No illuminati in sight, just a lot of heavy equipment with flashing blue lights.
I thought the chances of a flight attendant removing her clothes were greater on a trapeze or trampoline rather than a treadmill anyways.
Do you need a larger hammer? 
Just checked our treadmill and there are no flying waitresses, nude or otherwise, to be seen.
Does this question apply to males also? Just asking in case there’s a law suit over equal opportunity to take off clothes on treadmills. 'Cause, you know, the way it’s phrased the OP could be construed as Inigo Montoya claiming that men aren’t equal to the task.
This is most troubling. It seems to be happening in far more areas. Something is going on.
Flashing blue lights you say. No Illuminita in sight you say.
“Sigh.” When will the blind see?
Snowing here, too. Okay, so it’s in it’s pre-frozen state. Picky picky.
But… but… the Official Animated Government Television Information Notice said thet they were snow-removal vehicles, and only snow-removal vehicles are allowed to have flashing blue lights in Ontario…
:sigh:
Can we PLEASE get back on topic here? The question is very simple: If you replace all the marbles in a HungryHungryHippo game with steelies, would it be possible to create a working fission weapon?
And you may have discovered yet another new corrollary to it besides the one about self-criticism. But we’d have to ask Gaudere herself about that. 
I believe what you describe is more likely to result in a catalytic reaction that could possible cause the atmosphere to immolate. This would result in the greatest mass death since the great Comet strike of 79 “Mil-yon” years ago.
Prepare the weapon and request $100 “Mil-yon” Euros to not do it.
Dr. Evil
This seems as good a place as any to mention the headline CNN ran briefly yesterday during a taped segment about the shooting incident at Miami airport:
FEDERAL AIR MARSHALS TRAINED TO NEUTRALIZE TREATS
They can pry Halloween from my cold dead hands - I will never surrender the chocolatey goodness - NEVER!!!
So. your poor, harmless threat never hurt anyone huh. Well buster (or missy, as the case may be) maybe you’d better explain the nature of this threat you made and let us decide.
Also, it’s particularily ominious that you used anybody rather than anyone. The body, it is always in these small matters that the evil ones give themselves away) implies (given the rash of bizarre weather (snowing rain, snowing Jews, and snowing poodles)) . . . . . . . . . . . . well, I don’t know what it implies, but it sure don’t look good.
Not that I’m saying you are in the Illuminate or anything like that.
And on top of this there is the legal question I posed earlier and you have steadfastly refused to address.
I’m telling you this ain’t lookin’ so good for you, what with the Federal Air Marshals on the case now.
I think it has something to do with wind generated by the treadmill blowing upward on the flight attendants skirt.
[megaphone]Put down the bag and step away from the cacao product. We don’t want to hurt you.[/megaphone]
I want a million dollars and a ticket to Peoria, or the Chocolate Bunny dies!
:: Snicker ::
I’m a gud spllar.
Fur pants four plants for play.
I just wanted to say that.
Hey! It’s stewardessing here!
Hmph. Places I worked had a roof and kept weather outside. Can’t imagine trying to find stuff under a layer of snow on your desk.
From this thread
Heh, heh, heh.
Don’t confuse me, Mother sticker!
This is a fuck up!