No no no, chisel off the bottom part of the R, so it says Ford Danger.
He is 16.
He might be in California. I kid, but when I lived out there a co-worker started dating a guy because he drove a Lincoln Navigator…when she broke up with him she actually said “I’m going to miss that Lincoln Navigator” 
How I miss the days of my youth when I thought girls cared what kind of car & transmission I had. Dude- if you want a Jeep, get one, but I wouldn’t put too much stock in how much of a chick magnet you think it will be. You’ll be disabused of that notion before it’s paid off.
Impress a girl by driving a Jeep? Maybe if you gave her the Jeep as a gift.
If a girl is impressed by you vehicle, what are you going to do when she sees a better car driven by some other guy? Like tomorrow!
To answer the OP:
Probably a few, just DON’T EVER use it as a line.
I think it’s a regional thing. In the country a car is a practical necessity, especially in the winter.
Uh, yeah, I meant automatic. I was drunk last night when I posted that. (Give it up for my overall ability to post coherently while drunk, though!)
I’m also intrigued by the joke that I somehow unconsciously embedded in that statement. I’m whooshing myself!
Oh well… read the OP and WHO DIDNT THINK OF MARC BOLAN and TREX??
Girl i’m just a jeepster for your love… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-wXT9eUBm4
Damn Marc Bolan was cool. I don’t think he was in a Jeep when he crashed and died though.
I had a really cool 96 Wrangler… got the soft top… that… well didn’t work so well in the southside of Chicago. had the thing broken into for loose change!! SO i got smart emptied it out and left the door unlocked.
You should get a Jeep… I’m totally biased… had to trade mine in when my son was born and my mom frowned on me putting the car seat in the back!! BTW don’t get one of those four door… those look terrible!!
No, then it will be a Ford Panger. People won’t even know whether the a should be hard or soft.
Girls will wonder if it should rhyme with Ranger or Anger. Girls who spend a lot of time on that question may be the OP’s ideal target market.
I think you’d have better luck with a Ferrari or a Rolls Royce.
If you know any women who’d be impressed by a jeep then they’re probably on foodstamps.
You can pick up way more chicks with an actual dinosaur.
Seconding what others said about the “Jeep lifestyle”. Jeeps are terrible daily drivers. I saw them a lot when I lived in Colorado, but they tended to be second vehicles owned by outdoorsy types; folks who went camping or hiking every weekend. A mellow Labrador Retriever, Golden Retriever or Australian Shepherd is a must-have accessory.
You’d get better chick-magnet value out of a dog. Seriously, I should have named Attackdog* something more descriptive, like Chick-Magnet, or Hairy Animal That Mysteriously Attracts Asian Girls.
Commonly abbreviated as Autolycus.
Depends on how many you plow into and, if you learn to drive a manual, whether you’re in 4th.
If you want to impress girls, get a job, learn to dance, and don’t be an asshole.
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But don’t be too nice or wear the wrong kind of shoes or you are fucked (or not really).
What’s the wrong kind of shoes?