Will I impress more girls if I get a Jeep?

Yeah. That is a Ford Explorer. Not a Jeep. So not only will you have painted your Jeep with a paint scheme from a 23 year old movie, you will have painted the wrong vehicle with a paint scheme from a 23 year old movie and anyone who understands what the paint scheme is will know that.

Not a good plan for chick-getting.

I’d prefer someone who adapts a paint scheme to a new vehicle to someone who can’t properly subtract 1993 from 2010.

Dude makes a Jurassic Park jeep. Is this you PSXer?

Not io9, jalopnik, and it’s a Ford Explorer. Otherwise, everything is completely correct. Carry on.

It’s the hoity-toity of SUVs.