Homer: What about pork?
Lisa: No
Homer: Bacon?
Lisa: NO!
Homer: Sausage?
Lisa: DAD! Those come from the SAME animal!
Homer: Oh SURE Lisa. There’s some MAGICAL animal that makes all that wonderous stuff.
Look. We aren’t going to get rid of meat production…ever. We aren’t going to eat “Meat by the Foot” or “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Meat” or any other artificial meat products unless we’re starving, there’s no actual animals to kill and it’s shipped to us by UNICEF while UN peacekeepers hold guns to our heads and force us to eat it.
Why? Because meat tastes good. I would rather eat a fillet from Angelo’s & Maxis or Sparks over a plate of alfalfa sprouts any day of the weak. I care not for the inferior creature that has so bravely made the supreme sacrifice so that I may enjoy a decent meal.
That and we big strapping meat-eaters would just kick the crap out of any skinny sprout eating hippy who would try to take it away from us.