If you want bigger boobs you can try rubbing toilet paper between them.
Yes, it worked for your arse didn’t it;)
ZING!
I know this thread is old, but I did the googles on it to find out and found this thread. I have a terrible hormonal imbalance–amenorrhea and irregular when I do get it–and an extremely flat chest, and extremely low BMI (5’5 AND 110 pounds). So my thinking is that I need the progesterone cream just to get a period (I am too old to take the Pill, don’t like it, and smoke anyway), and I couldn’t help but wonder, if my hormones were righted, would it make the girls grow to a size that identifies me as a girl?
Btw, no, I cannot go to a doctor about my hormonal imbalance. I don’t have insurance and can’t get it. So OTC remedies are my only bet.
Also, because it has been said to me before, no, I can’t gain weight, not for a larger chest (which it wouldn’t do), nor for health. If I gain a pound over 110 I look pregnant. It all collects in my stomach. I have had multiple people mistake me for a pregnant woman when I weighed more (about 120-135, before I lost weight).
If progesterone cream doesn’t work, what would? I am tired of being as flat as a boy.
Also, I should have mentioned that I had amenorrhea even when I weighed 120 or more–my weight isn’t the reason for it. I have no idea what the reason for it is.
Implants would work pretty well, but I doubt you have the scratch to pay the out-of-pocket/no insurance costs.
Stuffing socks in your bra, on the other hand, is much cheaper. You’ll need to buy a new bra, of course, but the costs can be mitigated if you already own some socks.
Self-medication with hormones is never a good idea. You might get lucky or you might seriously screw your body up.
Not socks! Chicken Cutlets!
Rubbing progesterone cream may make your boobs bigger, but it might not be the cream. Here, let me show you…
Hormones, implants, socks in your bra? All superfluous. Just look into my eyes (not around the eyes!):
Breast Enlargement through Visual Imagery and Hypnosis
Stimulation of breast growth by hypnosis
Hypnotic Stimulation of Breast Growth
It’s science, I tell you. 
What a bunch of woo! Everybody (in Thailand) knows breast slapping is the only good way to grow your chesticles. 
Just rub between your breasts with toilet paper.
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Rest of joke)
How will that make my breasts bigger?
It worked on your ass! [/spoiler]
Seriously guys. This is GQ, and that joke’s already been done, FFS.
Anyone qualified enough to answer? Qadgop? 'cause I don’t even know what the hell amenorrhea is.
Lack of periods.
The problem in the new poster’s case is that we don’t know why she’s suffering from amenorrhea. If it’s not from an actual lack of progesterone, it won’t help with breast enlargement (going by QtM’s old post) and may have adverse effects.
IIRC the cream will work; but it will also shrink your testicles.
If you do not have testicles, then it will not work. 