Will progesterone cream make my boobs bigger?
Before answering this question, I am going to have to evaluate the size of your boobs. Please link to a pic and I’ll go from there.
Messing around with nonprescription hormones is a REALLY bad idea.
God I hope so.
shaves chest
rubs on progesterone cream
I’m assuming you have a 'script for the progesterone cream, and are asking about the adverse effects of it. What is the strength of the cream? How often, how much, and where do you apply it?
Directly to the forehead, where else?
You could try asking yourself, “Self, since apparently half the women in America are crying out for larger breasts and the ones whose breasts grow do so only because of breast implants and never because of anything rubbed on them, what are the chances that this would work?”
And then you’d save lots of money on progesterone cream.
:sigh: Yes, probably. There’s a version of the Pill that makes boobs bigger, & progesterone cream should have the same effect.
But how much–that depends on other factors.
If you swallow it?
Well I’ve tried swallowing boobs, but I never get beyond first base. So to speak.
Sure it will work. Here, hand me the tube…
Let’s get serious here, folks. This is GQ.
Progesterone would promote breast enlargement only in the situation where there is a longstanding progesterone shortage, which is not the case for the vast majority of women. They have (or did have, in the past) adequate progesterone in their systems to have stimulated breast tissue development to its maximum genetic potential.
But since men generally are progesterone deficient, it will work better for making many men develop breasts, however.
Interesting idea, and unfortunate user name.
For those who might develop breasts with the aid of progesterone, how can it be effectively administered? Am I correct in assuming that topical application, e.g. a cream, would be useless?
The correct phraseology, for your edification, is Moobs.
A man does not require the application of progesterone cream to become a boob.
Whut?
I remember a tabloid article about a woman who had normal sized breasts until she became pregnant with her first child, and it caused her to swell up to something like a double-G. What hormonal influences could have caused that?
The same ones that turn breasts into fountains for milk.
My theory is that constant massaging by me will increase breast size. 
I am willing to travel to prove this. 
Why don’t you get one of those fancy-pants boob vacuums?