(I had no idea what forum to put this in by the way. Move away if inclined.)
So, a young artist I’m a fan of is known for his squeaky-clean image. He’s going around promoting his current album and inexplicably ends up on a rather raunchy morning radio show. One of the DJ/hosts is especially crude, obviously trying to fluster him. He manages to hold himself together until one of them mentions he’s trying to grow a mustache. He replies “Well, it’s “Movember” so I’m growing it out.” Sleazy host/DJ goes “You know what THAT means, right? You know what he’s doin’. You KNOOOOOOOW what he’s doin!” At which point said artist is so mortified he gets out of his chair and does a little mini-walk to regain his composure.
Well, I DON’T know what he’s doin’ and many many other people in the YouTube comments are equally baffled. My assumption is it pertains to oral sex, but I (and again, several others) are not getting what exactly a mustache brings to the party. Is he doing it wrong? Am I doing it wrong? I poked around on urban dictionary and came up with nothing, yet it’s something apparently obvious enough that a 17 year-old knew what they were talking about.
Clip of interview here. Pertinent bit begins around the 10:10 mark if you’d like to skip ahead. The entire thing is worth watching due to surreal creepiness though.
Oh, and “mustache” in question. Awww. Bless his heart.
Notice how she was very careful to avoid mentioning his Unholy Name in her OP, instead calling him “a young artist I’m a fan of”. Clever how she roped you in, eh?
No, I’m saying, as a female, what could a mustache possibly bring to oral sex and why would it be such supposedly common knowledge that men apparently assume this? If we’re talking, say, a tongue stud or something, I can see that (despite having no personal experience with it.)
Let’s just say that regardless of what a moustache can bring to oral sex, can also be taken away. As a moustache. Where no moustache has been before.
As you are a self-confessed fan of the *tiresome and untalented twerp, I would have thought ‘Bubo Fever’ may have been self explanatory.
As it’s not, let me try to helpyou out of a baffling puzzle that just becomes more baffling and puzzling for you.
*YMMV. Clearly.
…Why did I open this thread? Why??…:smack:
Hmm…Plausible, but he’s so used to that sort of thing that it doesn’t really phase him anymore.
At any rate, I have to try and sleep for 2 hours to get up at 4:30 to catch a 7am flight on the worst flying day of the year. If you don’t see me for a bit it’s not because I’ve abandoned the thread or anything.
I literally have no idea what you’re talking about. You’re implying he’s an STD? What does that even mean? Especially in the context of the question I’m asking which, I repeat, has NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.
It seems like they’re alluding to him growing it for something specific though. That’s the only reason I linked the video, in case anyone wanted to see it in context.
Again, I went back and reread your links. Several of them. I still don’t see what you’re getting at. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP THOUGH! :rolleyes:
Thanks for making sense, tdn - yours and the OP are the only posts I understood.
Did the radio show host really not know about Movember? I am about as far out of touch as it is possible to be and I knew about it. I actually did a radio show last Sunday, it is a Bible study on a very local station, and the host there knew what Movember was and he and the tech guy are growing out their facial hair for the occasion.
