Will someone more well-versed in assorted sexual practices help me out with this puzzler?

[Peeta_Mellark]

@voguevixen

Or, now that I think about it, perhaps he does have no pubes by design; I noticed he’s started shaving his armpits for some reason, but I assumed this was something his management might’ve suggested to make him seem “non-threatening” to his younger fanbase. Hmm. Interesting theory. :dubious:

@voguevixen

http://bieberpuberty.tumblr.com/

Awesome. My dad’s going to be so relieved to know I’m straight now.

[OpalCat]

@VinylTurnip

I’m not skittish about oral, but this idea makes me want to puke.

Same here. I actually won’t let a guy with facial hair go down on me (yes, including my husband if he happens to have facial hair at the time) because the idea is so revolting.

[kittenblue]

@Least_Original_User_Name_Ever

This is the first I’ve heard of it.

First I’ve heard of it, too.

[Guinastasia]

looks at website
If ever there was a need for that vomitting smiley, now would definitely be the time.

[voguevixen]

@Guinastasia

looks at website
If ever there was a need for that vomitting smiley, now would definitely be the time.

Yeah. That’s a bit much even for me.

[Panurge]

@Guinastasia

looks at website
If ever there was a need for that vomitting smiley, now would definitely be the time.

Looks at site

…

:eek:

Totally agree, Guin. And that site has been running since May 2010?! The mind boggles.

[Senegoid]

Okay, so we seem to have a general consensus that “mustache” has something to do with oral sex, with many “hint hint wink wink” sort of remarks in this thread. Perhaps we could cut to the chase and make it perfectly clear with this photograph (highly NSFW).

How The Mustache Was Invented – Click here ye who dare. (Did we mention, highly NSFW?)

[voguevixen]

@Senegoid

Okay, so we seem to have a general consensus that “mustache” has something to do with oral sex, with many “hint hint wink wink” sort of remarks in this thread. Perhaps we could cut to the chase and make it perfectly clear with this photograph (highly NSFW).

How The Mustache Was Invented – Click here ye who dare. (Did we mention, highly NSFW?)

Ok. I spent today flying [east] coast to [west] coast thinking OMG I cannot wait 'til I land and can download the final be all and end all to this equation!

Stare.

Did you READ the rest of the thread?