Will stretching my nostril openings with sharpie accent caps work well?

In My Humble Opinion
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This thread is so persistent, I find myself briefly contemplating it every day.

It strikes me that, although it will increase the circumference or your nostrils, it will have little conspicuous effect on your visage, since that is not a “weighted” body part (like earlobes are), and will not hang in a refconfigured manner due to gravitational pull on one part vis-a-vis another part. Because normal tissue is holding the entire circumference in place… Unless you pierce your nostrils, and then expand the pierced hole.

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I now notice that my right nostril is a bit larger from all the stretching I have done. The left one still need more stretching. I like to use the small stiff round sections of sharpie pen barrel that I have cut to size.

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Are you exercising your nostrils every day? Because if you stretch them too far without building up some nostril-muscle, then they’ll just flap around in the breeze like a horse’s when you sneeze. So you want to make sure to exercise them properly in between stretching sessions.

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That show jumped the shark 2-3 seasons ago. I hope she finds something better & soon.

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That show didn’t need to jump the shark, it’s so campy. But at any rate, she hasn’t been on it for a couple of seasons.

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By the way, has the Sharpie-nostril question been put to Cecil? I would love to see what the master has to say about this.

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I know my wedding ring fits in a nostril. My wife still refuses to try hers out.

Wuss.