Once Hispanics have taken over the U.S. maybe we will be invading their country.
http://www.stumbleupon.com/demo.php?tag=cats
> Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
>> > international
>> > law, or any of that nonsense.
>> > Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical
>> > care for
>> > you and your entire family. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
>> > Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
>> > Procreate abundantly.
>> > Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
>> > behavior
>> > with, “It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would not understand, pal.”
>> > Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop,
>> > or
>> > proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
>> > Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your
>> > children do
>> > likewise.
>> > Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
>> > Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal
>> > rights
>> > and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in
>> > Mexico.
>> > Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic
>> > laws.
>> > Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its
>> > officers.
Here. I adjusted the OP so it both relates to the link and makes more sense.
> Enter Cats illegally. Never mind immigration cats,
>> > international
>> > cats, or any of that nonsense.
>> > Once there, demand that the local cats provide free medical
>> > cats for
>> > you and your entire cat. Demand bilingual cats and doctors.
>> > Demand free bilingual local government cats, bulletins, etc.
>> > Procreate cats.
>> > Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
>> > behavior
>> > with, “It is a cultural cats thing. You would not understand, pal.”
>> > Keep your Cat identity strong. Fly cats from your rooftop,
>> > or
>> > proudly display cats in your front window or on your cat bumper.
>> > Speak only English at cats and in public and insist that your
>> > cats do
>> > likewise.
>> > Demand classes on cat culture in the Cat school system.
>> > Demand a local Mexican cat license. This will afford other legal
>> > rights
>> > and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in
>> > cats.
>> > Drive around with no cat insurance and ignore local cat
>> > laws.
>> > Insist that local cat enforcement teach English to all its
>> > officers.
I’m tired of all these racist cat lovers. Anyone who has seen SNL knows cats are free to drive. Even groundhogs can drive. Why shouldn’t dogs be afforded the same rights?
And all this drivel about dogs clogging up the Vet’s office. And your poor cat can’t get in. Boo hoo. This country was built on animal diversity.