The answer is obvious. If I were that bored, out of shape, and lazy, shackled to such a clearly misguided swing coach, and married to such an unattractive woman, I’d be in a slump too!
It’s all over. He’s gone Ian Baker-Finch and David Duval now.
Freakin’ dime-a-dozen Flash-in-the-Pan is all Tiger ever was.
I’ll bet he doesn’t win this week either! 
Nevertheless, he’ll probably score a few times.