Trump wanted something and was told “NO” by a woman. This can only mean one thing:
Trump2020 - Make Greenland American and have Mexico pay for it!
The campaign just wrote itself.
Yes.
Since the U.S. didn’t try to annex Greenland the last time we made a serious proposal to buy it from Denmark (in 1946), it’s not going to happen now. The plucky Danes have nothing to worry about, except maybe a tariff on Great Dane puppies.
Expect danishes to be renamed MAGA Donuts by tweeted fiat, in, 5…4…3…
The National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) is fundraising with a t-shirt of a US map that includes Greenland: “Support President Trump and his efforts to help America grow!”
Meanwhile, the Nevada GOP is running Facebook ads urging Republicans to “show your support for making Greenland the 51st state” with another t-shirt.
Whenever Trump pulls this particular trope out of his ass, the report or whatever is always going to come in “two” or "two to three weeks."
This is because in his reptilian brain that’s close enough to sound like his bullshit is true, but far enough into the future that he won’t have to actually do it.
Another “no, and your poll options were impossible”.
There are a lot of things Trump would like to do and just can’t. He’s made inroads on some of them by barging through tradition and assumptions, but even then there’s only so much he can do.
He hasn’t truly banned Muslims, his wall is a joke, even with the added/stolen funds, there’s no superior health plan in place, etc., etc.
Annexing Greenland is a thing he just cannot do, even if he tries.
The President has already admitted that he doesn’t mean half the shit he says and that he stands by none of it.
Does Trump know that Greenland is the one covered in ice?
I’m glad you did. I voted for all those lousy democrats, and signed it ‘Richard Cranium’, dick@head.com.