Will you all just fucking CUT IT OUT?!!

The BBQ Pit
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[sub]hi[/sub]

Full story. I was “spritle”. I wanted to change it to something subtle yet funny. “Holden MacRoyne” I became. Immediately thought, “What the hell was I thinking?” Noticed that Sue stopped flirting with me ;). Decided to change back. Stopped posting for a month or so. E-mialed Tuba (boy was I the humble one). Changed “back” to “Spritle” (didn’t remember if I had capitolized it before or not, but figured that since it is a proper name…

If I ever change it again (and I promised Tuba that I wouldn’t), I gots my name picked out. Like thinksnow, I’m layin’ claim to : The Lonliest Monk.

Sorry for the confusion, thanks for bearing with me.
[sub]And I did have The poster formerly known as… when I changed to HM.[/sub]

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Surely you’re not talking to me, Sue Duhnym. I was Five, but now I’m Fiver. That didn’t cause any apoplexy, did it?

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are you talking 'bout me? I used to be “wring” (pronounced “wring”), but now, I’m “wring” (pronounced "wri-ng) :smiley:

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Wait a minute, who the fuck is Jake?

My brain hurts.

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I was M.K., but when I switched I made a MPSIMS announcement of it and one no paid any attention or seemed to care, so I’m in the clear.

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I had to pretend to be Coldfire in order to get some flirtage… ::sigh::… I feel so dirty.

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I remember that one…it was around the time of oldie’s Capybara! thread.

FWIW Spritle, I saw your announcement and the sig, but I was still happy you changed it back.

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you…you were…pretending? Now I feel dirty.
are we reserving alternate usernames now? Because I’ve recently discovered that some stupid band in Australia is named Jarbaby (probably inspired by my endless beauty) and I assume they’ll be suing me any day.

I reserve: germaniac

danke

jarbaby

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Sue, I can’t decide if I’m impressed or horribly grossed out. My brain keeps asking questions:

Probably a dump truck, right? How many assholes would it hold? Do you have to use a hammer to mash them, or would a brick work just as well?

Dammit. This is gonna be with me all afternoon.

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Sue, I agree 150%! A pox on those who change their names!

However, in case I ever get tired of people assuming I picked this name because I’m a fan of The Great Kat (which, since no one ever has, I assume won’t be a problem), I’d like to reserve Omega Dog. Not just because it’s, like, the opposite of Great Kat (sort of, use your imagination), but because that’s my position in the family. Joel is supposed to be Alpha dog. Peaches accepts Joel as Alpha dog and competes with Jimmy to be Beta dog. Jimmy isn’t so sure Joel is Alpha dog and I don’t think he takes Peaches’ challenges seriously (she’s only about 1/5th his size so her attempts to mount him are easily shrugged off). And I’m just the one who scratches backs and throws the balls that no one retrieves.

The cats get more respect than I do.

Woof.

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When your toast pops up just brown enough: that’s Jake.
When you come back to your car with just 1/2 a minute on the meter: that’s Jake.
When your tea is not too hot, or too cold with just the right amount of honey: that’s Jake.

Jake is all around us. Jake is Zen. Embrace Jake. (Grope him a little too. Jake likes that.)

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I used to be Enderw23. I wish to apologize to the entire board for the mass confusion I have brougth upon thee. Excuse me while I go prepare for seppuku.

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Damn straight I do. :smiley:

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It is true.

I started out as Mr. Cynical, but grew tired of the association of my screen name with wanton lust, and made the change to Portnoy.

The masses arose and complained to the point where I changed it back.

This time, in becoming Manservant Hecubus, I was more sneaky. And, it helps that the name is pretty freaking cool.

Although I am expressly forbidden from changing again, I would like to reserve:

Puddy, Dr. Remulak, John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidtz, Happy Feet, and DENVERMALE29HUNG8"

P.S. My son is Jake. Jake does not appreciate groping yet, but will be glad to take your calls in 17 years or so.

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“O, be some other name!
What’s in a name?
that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet”
–Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene ii

Personally, I’ll always associate “Sue Duhnym” with “ducklips”:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=55273

[sub]Hey, it was a great thread![/sub]

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I was wondering about that when I first began posting to the board, but then I saw some MPSIMS thread that cleared it up.

I actually have an autgraphed picture of THEE Great Kat… it says:

“Dear Liam: Get on your knees!!!”

It’s on fridge right now.

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I used to change my handle a lot on message boards, sometimes telling everyone, sometimes not. Even though I have considered changing it here, I haven’t yet…odd.

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Badtz: I missed it when you explained your name.I saw it on a small furry toy the other day.
Where’d you get it from?

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I agree.

I have taken to staying at my boyfriend’s for the weekends, so when I get back it’s hard to get back on the boards. I just came back after being off for about a month, and my head is SPINNING!

Thanks for the few translations.

And put me in for the needing a “formerly known as…” for it to be acceptable.

After Preview:
In reading another thread, who is Harmonious Discord? With over 1000 posts I couldn’t have not noticed him… Right?

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You have my solemn word that I will never change my name. If I did, it would be to GravityMax, but that would be too much like messing with your brain, so I won’t :slight_smile: