Yes, we will all kill you.
We will then chop you up into little pieces, and spread your remains out on a drying rack for 2 weeks in an old drafty barn.
After we pick out all of the stems and seeds, we will use hydraulic equipment to press the individual BornDodgy remains into blocks of hash, because you are so fucking stoned that you are likely to be at least 28% THC by body weight. That would rate you as maybe a blond hash, maybe red, but certainly not enough for black hash.
No, black hash is too high quality to be made from your remains.
We will then throw a big post party to celebrate your last post, and then we will all fire up a giant bong that has been fashioned out of a pottery kiln, an aqualung, and a glass-bottomed boat, and we will smoke you. We shall name it “Medusa”, because it will have 9985 tubes coming out of it, so that every registered Doper can simultaneously hit off of it. It will probably be a bad high.
We will all speak incoherently afterwards, and use expressions and abbreviations known only to us. We will then fly back to your home planet of Rigel 7, and will walk around bobbing like pigeons.
No, you didn’t hallucinate this. It really is here. Take another toke, and check the page in, like, an hour, man, and like, (cough) it will still be here.
(Sorry, Dodgy, but I couldn’t resist. All in good fun, you know. Oh, yeah, Welcome to the SDMB!!! We’re all just a bunch of wise-asses looking for a good time. Have a most enjoyable day.)
