Yup. I’m going to protest by not attending the Governor’s Ball, the Young Republicans’ Ball, the Soccer Moms’ Ball, OR the Swiftboat Veterans Ball. W may be the lawfully elected President, but he can’t force me to wear panty hose!
Black armbands, boycotting Walmart for a day. I tell you, those Boston Tea Partiers had NOTHING on us.
Yup, Lisa, I’m not going to wear panty hose on Inaguration Day, either!
Protest? Nah.
But I will be flying down to Baltimore and renting a small truck on Wednesday.
What? 
We’re moving stuff out of my old apartment.
As I’ve told Snopes, anyone planning on participating in that stupid “protest” would be better off at the anti-war protest scheduled for the same day on Pennsylvania Avenue.
If I was anywhere reasonably close to DC, I probably would. Not sure if I would give the Hitler salute or the one-finger salute to the motorcade. I will try to figure a way to program my screen saver to count down the seconds till Dr. Evil leaves the White House (as of noon tomorrow: 126,230,400 seconds and counting).
Shoot, I forgot about that. The first time I saw that email, I thought that would be the perfect day to fill up the gas tank.
If the weather isn’t too bad, there will probably be some protesters in the brickyard at my university. I plan to avoid that area. Maybe a bunch of them will decide to protest by boycotting class, and I’ll be able to get a good seat in Thermo II.
I’ll be taking some leftist friends out to dinner Thursday night where they can watch me celebrate by gorging myself on bread stolen from the mouths of the proletariat.
I’m going skiing. Its the same way I protest working, weekends, Super Bowl, etc. etc.
Eh, what’s the point? I mean, really- what will come of it? Bush will stop in the middle of the swearing in and be like, “They…they don’t like me!” and throw himself into the reflecting pool?
I actually plan on wearing my “George W. Bush is my homeboy” shirt…kind of a silent concession really.