Yesterday I turned 64 (and my partner turned 44), so some of my relatives took us out to lunch. My cousin’s daughter, who is in her 20s, asked me how old I am now. So I started singing “Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m . . .”
She didn’t get it.
Thanks a lot for making me feel even more ancient than I already am.
Happy birthday! I’m in between you and your partner in age and I happen to love that Beatles song 
You are NOT, however, ancient.
Well, at least it wasn’t a hit before her mother was born. Probably.
I know that song. Wasn’t that the band Paul McCartney was in before Wings?
I shall present you with a damp rag and an empty jar!
[Billy Crystal]and POW the liver spots just started sprouting up across my hands[/Billy Crystal]
Something to look forward to in 18 mos.
Pfft. That shows your age too - the 20-something wouldn’t have heard of Wings.
Dating someone 20 years your junior?
Not ancient.
Turned 64 :gasp:
Coleridge may have written a rime about it, methinks
(hint: it wasn’t Kubla Khan)
We’re not exactly dating; we’ve been together almost 22 years. And he knows all the Beatles’ songs.
Have to post this: When I’m 25 or 64. Think Chicago, think The Beatles, and I’m sure you can see where this is going. It’s a really fun mashup, IMO.
EDIT: I guess if you really love either of those songs, this desecration could send you into slobbering rage 
Darn! He didn’t rob the cradle, he mugged the stork!
Just kidding. Happy birthday!