lol don’t worry, there is another one coming up.
hijack/
It’s been years since I’ve heard this! I’m so lonely. I was going to ask if you’re female, but it doesn’t even amtter any more.
OOHHHHHHH!!!
MEmememeememe!!
Note to brain: Think Before You Post, Viva. Think Before You Post!

Yes, I am.
I will not enter–er, I mean, I will not participate in that one–because it will increase the chance for someone else to win.
One prize and I am set for the rest of my existence!
I like you. I’m sharing the proceeds with you. 
Tripler
60/40 of course. 
Congrats, vivalostwages. My disappointment is sweetened by the knowledge that the nice new hat is going to a good home.
And good job, Dominic.
Now where is that online shop. The world shouldn’t have to look at yojimbo’s ears one second longer than is absolutely necessary.