First of all, I tend to think of the “wind chill index” as some weird thing that somebody with too much time on his hands thought up. What, it’s not really that cold, it just FEELS that cold? I guess when I skidded on an icy Texas bridge in 42-degree weather it was because the bridge, being exposed to the west Texas wind, just felt colder. And the reason food manufacturers have fans in their blast freezers is so the newly cooked frozen goods will feel colder so they will freeze faster.
Anyway. So it’s 11 degrees F, and windy. My kid lives close to school and I don’t usually spoil him by driving him unless he has a big project to take…but I did it. Dropped him off at 7:25.
At 7:50 the idiot fucking school HAD A FIRE DRILL. They refused to let the kids get their coats because, heh, in a REAL FIRE they wouldn’t be able to. They kept them out on the school grounds for THIRTY MINUTES in ELEVEN DEGREE WEATHER with a STIFF WIND and NO COATS. Some of them weren’t even wearing long sleeves (and this comes about because the dress code prohibits certain things, like logos, hoodies, and images bigger than one inch, so if the kids wear things like this to school they take them off and store them in their lockers).
What the fuck were these people thinking? If the school were actually on fire in weather like this, at least they could get close to it and keep warm. Shit.
Actually the school was so abashed by its actions that, in fact, it sent a letter home with the kids, explaining it all. My kid managed to get home with his homework but lost the letter–which he didn’t read first–so I have no clue what their line was but…
FOR GOD’S SAKE!!! If you did something like this to prisoners of war it would be against the Geneva conventions, I’m pretty sure. Eleven degrees? Wind? THIRTY MINUTES?
Then, just after lunch–at which time it was still windy but had warmed up to a relatively balmly 16–the fire alarm WENT OFF AGAIN. This time, there was a certain amount of resistance on the part of the majority of students, and those who happened to be walking by their lockers anyway were allowed to get their coats, and they weren’t outside for quite as long.
Personally, given the choice between standing outside in windy 11-degree weather (that’s Fahrenheit, I will remind everyone again, so it’s way below freezing) and staying in a building that was on fire, I myself would probably stay in the building.
What kind of sadists are runnning this school anyway?