Ghoddam Bears! They all carry knives & sell smack, you know.
Deport the bears! Send 'em back where they came from!
*So meet a bear and take him out to lunch with you
And even though your friends may stop and stare
Just remember that’s a bear there in the bunch with you
And they just don’t come no better than a bear
*
- Steven Fromholz
And they just don’t come no better than a bear …
… especially swampbear.
[sub]I’m gonna get into sooo much trouble for flirting in the Pit[/sub]
Where do I sign up to pay my bear tax?
Wow, Bosda. You just gave me enough sig lines to last the next 20 years!
Anyway, re: the OP, I think it’s cool that the lodge owners seem to be taking an “Oh, well, stuff happens” attitude towards this. A lot of business owners would be screaming for bear blood after witnessing the kind of damage described in the article.
The bears ate the floor… :snicker: …
“Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.”
-Chief Wiggum
Time for an intervention about this honey habit…