Winnie the Pooh On Crack. Junkie B*st*rd!

Ghoddam Bears! They all carry knives & sell smack, you know.

Deport the bears! Send 'em back where they came from!

*So meet a bear and take him out to lunch with you
And even though your friends may stop and stare
Just remember that’s a bear there in the bunch with you
And they just don’t come no better than a bear
*

  • Steven Fromholz

And they just don’t come no better than a bear …
… especially swampbear.
[sub]I’m gonna get into sooo much trouble for flirting in the Pit[/sub]

More Proof–The Hidden Excerpts From “The House At Pooh Corner”.

Where do I sign up to pay my bear tax?

Wow, Bosda. You just gave me enough sig lines to last the next 20 years!

Anyway, re: the OP, I think it’s cool that the lodge owners seem to be taking an “Oh, well, stuff happens” attitude towards this. A lot of business owners would be screaming for bear blood after witnessing the kind of damage described in the article.

The bears ate the floor… :snicker: …

“Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.”
-Chief Wiggum

Time for an intervention about this honey habit…