Winning hearts and minds -- The American Way

I thought that was the point.

But it has to be our plate, we dish out the servings, and we decide who gets what to eat.

Speaking of eating, I’ve just spent the last several minutes hunting fruitlessly for the news article I read over the weekend which points out that there are actually more children suffering from malnutrition now than under Saddam Hussein during the UN-imposed sanctions.

UNICEF Finds Iraq Child Malnutrition Doubled

Go us. :frowning:

ETF, in addition to tagos’s cite, I’d linked to this recent WP Article upthread which goes into quite a bit of detail concerning the rapidly deteriorating health care conditions for Iraqi children. Perhaps that’s the one you were looking for.

What? No java yet? :slight_smile:


The Irrelevant One dissembles thusly:

Yo, dipshit, how about you cut out the condescencing “we” shit when refering to Iraq? Because, in case it’s scaped your notice, it’s their fuckin’ country. And sooner or later, they’ll be free again. At such time they’ll do with their country exactly what they see fit. If that means a Balkanized state, so be it – in the long run, you’re not going to be able to prevent it. Although, I do think the Sunni/Shiite tiff has been overplayed in the media and there’s a chace those two might work something out amongst themselves – national sentiment is there

Kurds are something else altogether, essetially having already tastes independence for the past ten years or so by virtue of the USUK no-fly zones. So no doubt that they’ll want to foge ahead with their dream of a Kurdistan nation. Problem there is twofold. One, some of the most lucrative oil wells lie in territory that will be contested by the Sunnis – just on that account it’s bound ot get bloody. But if that wasn’t enough, Turkey has already made it abundantly clear that it will not stand idly by for the birth of an independent Kurdistan, for their own, long oppresed Kurd minority will want to join them in forging a united Greater Kurdistan. Bad mojo all around.

Lastly, whatever happens, rest assured that a secular, pro-westen Iraq is no longer a viable option. See, that was Saddam’s job, to keep Iraq secular and that was a big reason why he had the backing of prior American Administrations even as he was at the height of his murderous ways. See Poppy Bush’s comments in his bio for further detail as to why he didn’t march on to Baghdad in the first GW. Unlike his puppet of a son, he was smart enough to realize what the likely outcome of such a military expedition would be. Namely the one you’re seeing now: a bloody quagmire followed by ethnic unrest. IOW, The Mother of All Clusterfucks.

Congratulations. You’ve gone and done it.

’Baghdad is now a battlefield, and we are in the middle’

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Surprising, isn’t it? Freedom’s on the march.

Or how about this breaking story? Goes to the heart of what I wrote before, that the US has no idea who the insurgents really are:

"Who to trust?" ask U.S. troops after Mosul mayhem

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It’ll be interesting to see how the True Believers attempt to spin this one, for I have no idea how one goes about winning a war in which you’re unable to identify the enemy.

Good Morning Iraq!

Fucktard? Fucked soft? So hard to decide!
By the way, answer my questions
Yes?

I mean, fucking seriously, what the hell is up with you? You post these ridiculous statements, and then don’t justify them, don’t support them, and suggest that anybody who disagrees is an idiot, and yet, you have not one single cite.

Do you have your head so far up your ass that you’re reading cites tatooed onto your colon?

Thankfully others have address your moronic ‘points’, such as they are. Is this the question you are so hot for me to answer? The insightful coup de gras you have delivered into the spleen of common sense?

“Besides, if we split the country up, why stop their?” [sic]

This question wasn’t even addressed to me, and it has been answered. And then some.

“this place is twice the size of France”

Where do you come up with this stuff? Is there a Big Book of Inaccurate Facts that you use a reference? France is some 40K sq. miles larger than Iraq.

“what how you’re going to explain the next hundred or so fiefdoms that pop up on basis of tribe, retard”

Why would I need to explain how countries set their own borders? Is there some limit to the number of countries in the world that we cannot exceed? I should also mention that your use of a mental disability as a pejorative is exceeding offensive.

We need to make sure there aren’t too many countries otherwise the game balance will be thrown off. I mean, if there are lots of small countires it will be even easier for Duhbya to get Risk cards! (Although to be fair, he hasn’t ended his turn yet.)

Yep, that’s what I was thinking of. I need another cup of tea, looks like. No thanks, no coffee – then my hands would shake too much to type. Oh, well, at least that explains why I couldn’t find it Googling news sites. :smiley:

hey, no problem – the neocon warhawks who pushed for the invasion now say we should cut and run. Or, well, they don’t phrase it like that, of course, but just imagine what it would be called if Kerry were president and announced swift troop reductions?

So who’s taking bets on how long it will be before “Stay the course” is consigned to the trash bin, and “Mission accomplished” is dusted off and trotted out again?

Explain what happens when most of the Sunni Arabs in the middle of Iraq, with the least amount of Oil reserves, don’t get a slice of the cake, so to speak, and then fight for it. Explain. Wrap your brains around that.

Who says I would want a limit on the number of states? But when it happens to be a very bad idea for the stability of the world, you kinda consider the negative situations when you let every tribe declare independence, and then have them fighting each other.

Then fine I got my facts wrong, but you can’t deny its a big country with a small population located within its borders, splitting it up isn’t going to make the problem go away, in fact it’ll make more.

Yep it sure is. Once the dust settles, you’ll all be proved wrong. :slight_smile:

Hey, fucktard, ‘we’ as in our nations, happen to be in Iraq, trying to help bring about a democratic government, so when I say ‘we’ I mean ‘we’ as in its in the British the American and Iraqi interests to bring about a democratic government.

Wait Wait Wait, is this the same kinda Balkanisation we saw in Afghanistan? Did that work? No? Didn’t we go back? And are now trying desperately to restore their central government? Oh wait? Did I miss something?

Bollocks to the Sunni/Shia divide, did you know that Kurds are Sunni? Did you know they get along better with their Shia counterparts? So ok, this contributes to two thrids of Iraq ok ok, and now that Arab Sunnis have been kicked out of the ruling elite, they now are pretty happy with being within a Federalised Iraqi state?

Ahhh, yes, so they’re not stupid enough to wait it out for two generations or so, so they’ll agree to the set up of the provisional Parliament they will have elected in January the 30th! :smiley:

Hey, wait a minute, fly Zones you say? Oh wait! Wasn’t their two fly zones? One for the Shia south, and the Kurdish north? But wait? Where is you passionate debate about the Shia wanting to split? Maybe because, they are more intelligent in realising that its better to remain in the national framework of a federalised Iraqi state than to split and make a run.

Hey! Wait a minute I heard GWB didn’t march in onto Baghdad because it wasn’t the mandate of the large Arab coalition he’d built up? Wait a minute? The ethnic unrest? Wouldn’t of this of happened regardless, like when Saddam had died?

Yes, I certainly have :smiley:

Jesus H Christ, its good we didn’t have you kinda people in World War Two. I can Imagine the papers ran by you during the bad times of 39-43, would of been a fucking nightmare.

Peace.

How dare you compare this ill conceived conflict, entered into with false intelligence, without the support of most of our key European allies, to WWII. To call it disingenuous would be an understatement. Fuck off, you excretable tossmonkey.

Regarding the oil reserves: They are where they are, and there are likely more. Incidentally, Iraq as a whole is producing only a fraction of what they were in 1990, and getting production up to even those modest levels would require the repair and replacement of US$50Bn or more in infrastructure and will take years. This is based on data that was put together last year, and I’m sure the pricetag has gotten much larger.

In short, the Iraqis are not benefiting from their reserves, and won’t any time soon.

The camera man speaks for the first time.

‘Something was not right’

Re-posted this cite in Great Debates, where it probably should have been in the first place. Apologies.