So Wisconsin starts a mask mandate 1 August. Fine. Other than the Karen’s I don’t mind making people feel comfy and safe. If wearing a mask might make you safer do it with no worries. It will at least make you feel safer and more relaxed. All for that. I get it.
But the wording is “face covering”. A bandana qualifies. They don’t seal, just for the purpose of blocking, well, spittle or snot. All for that too, obviously.
So I’ve decided my face covering will be a pair of women’s panties.
They hang on clothing racks in full public view in stores nationwide so they’re not offensive. I’d be using them in a legitimate way to comply with a Governors Emergency Order of covering my mouth and nose. There is no specification of thread count, fabric, design, etc.
Any suggestions on style? The funnier the better. But nothing with overtly sexual or tasteless stuff. I plan to wear it at work. Yes, they will love it but gotta be careful.
I was thinking the PINK theme. I could double down saying it’s my theme protest like in pro sports on behalf of my tongue being locked behind a barrier.