Wisconsin used to be such a NICE place!

I can’t…there aren’t…words…no good…

:eek:

Holy shit.:eek:
Some people are amazing and horrible at the same time.

Wannabee!

And I thought this was going to be related to the political divisions in the state, what with Wisconsin being a swing state now and all.

But I guess Wisconsin Man is attempting to rival Florida Man.

Wait, wait, wait. The state that brought us the Slender Man girls, Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein *used *to be nice? But a dealer riffing on a Keith Richards rumor is going too far??

Disclaimer: Almost of my relatives are in the Spooner (Mom’s side) or Appleton (Dad’s side) area.

As a protest, I will not eat cheese for about 15 minutes.

Why would you want to tank an entire state’s economy?

Don’t forget Jake Patterson, Walter Ellis, or David Spanbauer!

But also remember Jeffrey Dahmer killed his first victim before he ever moved to Wisconsin.

Honestly, if my kids took my ashes and smoked me (okay, they’re 3 and 5 right now, so we hopefully got awhile to go), I would actually be pretty happy with that. Hell, honored even.

Sourtoe Cocktail

!redditgold
(if I could)

Packers!!! Packers!!! Whooooooooo…

Wisconsin is Florida North, change my view. Florida West is Arizona. Neither of those are insulting comparisons; they’re great states, the people there are just “different.”

And Joseph McCarthy!

Huh. I’ve never found anything particularly odd about Wisconsin or its people. Then again, I feel a sort of kinship with them, despite being a FIB (fucking Illinois bastard) so there’s that. For me, Indiana is the weird bordering state.

If they don’t stop running those earwax removal ads, I’m giving up the Internet.

What Wisconsin are you talking about?

My mothers extended family is from rural Wisconsin. And while some of them are what we’d call moral, respectable folks, it’s as common as not to have multiple kids out of wedlock as a teenager, at least one’s an alcoholic, there’s a major family feud over a boyfriend that’s been going on 50 years. Looking at other families this is rather typical. Driving through the countryside you see not only multiple bars in every town, but bars randomly by the highway between towns.

The Crucifucks want to go back to old Wisconsin.

This is not even weird.

Wisconsin was REPORTED to be a nice place but we know how the media lies. Probably made up stuff about Warren Spahn, too. I’ve never personally heard anyone say anything nice about Wisconsin. Do I hang with a wrong crowd?