Alphagene turns 25 today, and I thought that since he loves MPSIMS more than anything (he just won’t admit it), we should all wish him a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Alpha
Happy Birthday to you
Also, I think a great birthday present for him would be a whole litter of kitty cats, or else maybe some figurines of small children doing cute things. What do you guys think?
My friend, upon turning 25, realized with horror that she was now too old to try out for The Real World. Aplha, I am terribly sorry I had to break it to ya.
However, my sister’s birthday was yesterday, so I know about you Tauri. Crazy coots.
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku Master
Happy Birthday Alphagene! I don’t know why, but I’ve always pictured you as a chia pet kind of guy.
I’ve found the perfect one for you here: a LooneyTunes chia pet, in your case, TweetyBird! Please let me know a shipping address so that it can be delivered promptly.
Dang, elelle, you beat me to it. I found just the perfect painting of drippy-eyed waifs–on black velvet, natch–but now I’ll have to drive all the way back to that street corner and see if the vendor will take it back.
And the black-velvet waif was cuddling the most adorable kitten…
Ah, Alpha, you lizard-hearted putz, let a fellow Tauri wish you a happy birfday! (Oh, shit, somebody get Alpha a basin, he’s heaving again…NOT the dog’s food bowl!..)
Hey, I know! I’ll get you a year-long astrological projection!