Wish Alphagene a Happy Birthday!

Alphagene turns 25 today, and I thought that since he loves MPSIMS more than anything (he just won’t admit it), we should all wish him a happy birthday.

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Alpha
Happy Birthday to you

Also, I think a great birthday present for him would be a whole litter of kitty cats, or else maybe some figurines of small children doing cute things. What do you guys think?

Happy Birthday, Alphagene! How about a stuffed Pikachu? :smiley:

Happy Birthday, Alphagene!

I’ve got some cuuuuuuuute fuzzy bunny stuffed animals here! All for you!


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I know your life has been an absolute whirlwind of late, Alphie, so I hope the next quarter-century proves to be a perfect charm.

Felicitations!

Happy Birthday, Alphagene. I have a “Precious Moments” figurine all picked out for you, so if you email me your address, I’ll ship it right out!

Hey, Alpha! Happy quarter centure. May you have many more.


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My friend, upon turning 25, realized with horror that she was now too old to try out for The Real World. Aplha, I am terribly sorry I had to break it to ya.

However, my sister’s birthday was yesterday, so I know about you Tauri. Crazy coots.


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Alfalfagene is ONLY 25?!?!?

Holy buttcrack.

Happy Birthday Captain Sarcastic.


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Happy Birthday Alpha!

I have some just adorable stuffed teddy bears I can bring out to Chicago and give you. How does that sound? :slight_smile:

(As an aside…you’re the same age as me??? Who knew?)


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Happy Happy Happy birthday. You are still just a baby.


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Happy Birthday Alphaboy.


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Hmmmm, a birthday…should we reinstitute that quaint old custom of the birthday spanking? I’m sure the ladies would rather enjoy it. :wink:

::: Gets down paddle and hands it to nearest feminine gendered doper :::

Hey! Alphagene, come over here and bend over, we’ve got a nice surprise for you.

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Happy Birthday Alphywalfy.


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Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Alpha :wink:
Happy Birthday to you


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Excellent idea, Valerie! Alpha will really enjoy them! I’ll bring the barbecue sauce.

HB, AG.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALPHAGENE!

ahhhh…to be 25 again

Hope you are having a great day!

Happy Birthday Alphagene! I don’t know why, but I’ve always pictured you as a chia pet kind of guy.

I’ve found the perfect one for you here: a LooneyTunes chia pet, in your case, TweetyBird! Please let me know a shipping address so that it can be delivered promptly.

Happy Birthday,(late), Alpha! Wish I could hear you sing that cute l’il song yourself, in that boomeranging vox of yours.

In your honor, I’ve done a velvet painting of Jack Lord, in the 70’s Big-Eyed Child style. Awwwwww!

A day late and a chia pet short, but I sure hope you had a very happy birthday, Alphagene!

Dang, elelle, you beat me to it. I found just the perfect painting of drippy-eyed waifs–on black velvet, natch–but now I’ll have to drive all the way back to that street corner and see if the vendor will take it back.

And the black-velvet waif was cuddling the most adorable kitten…

Ah, Alpha, you lizard-hearted putz, let a fellow Tauri wish you a happy birfday! (Oh, shit, somebody get Alpha a basin, he’s heaving again…NOT the dog’s food bowl!..)

Hey, I know! I’ll get you a year-long astrological projection!

::beams happily::

Oh, quit yerking already.

Veb