Uke and Eve are gods
to them I must pray
They even got right
The long A
BURMA SHAVE
JMCJ
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You say tom-ay-to
I say tom-ah-to
And when in a pinch
I’ll say John Corrado.
BURMA-SHAVE
Cant, Ike, and I
Sure have a lot o’
Words that rhyme
With “John Corrado!”
BURMA-SHAVE
The first week of
The “21st”
Comes to an end—
Do you feel cursed?
BURMA-SHAVE
In the winter
Coats are fine
You wear no clothes
You’ll freeze your mind
No more Burma Shave
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
Work is done
It’s time to go
So vaya con dios
to John Corrado
BURMA-SHAVE