Dinsdale you turn a phrase beautifully. Superman’s thumb. Digital Intrusion. It’s like music. Bravo! Bravo!
I always just end up denting the damn box if I try to open them that way. I always tear of the flaps or attack the packaging with scissors.
Zaphod, your cover is now blown. No more slacking on the SDMB. Get back to savin’ the world, pronto!
Hey, Zaphod, I’ve tried that route, and he has better lawyers than most of us. So you may want to consider a name change, in order to comply with copyright laws.
I’m the cook in my house. After numerous attempts to open supposedly easy open packages, I’ve since just resorted to attacking everything with either a knife or scissors. The other evening, I was talking to the wife whilst preparing dinner. My wife said “Why are you doing that?” while I was opening something. I looked down and realized I had taken a pair of scissors and not only opened my package of burrito shells, but had also sliced all the shells in half.
:rolleyes: