One of our users who has just recieved a new computer is complaining because the letter ‘e’ doesn’t work on her new keyboard 
- her second hand message ended with “And I can’t even email you because the ‘e’ isn’t working!!”
I’m trying to think of a message she could have typed without needing an e, but am failing. Can you help?
Her name is Rosemary by the way…
Grim
Hi Grim,
I can’t dispatch mail from my PC or do normal writing, as that button 'twixt my W and R button is not working. Could you look into it?
Thanks,
Rosy
Hlp m!! Th button is not working on my kyboard!! Plas chang it soonr rathr than latr!!
I am having difficulty with my computation tool. My symbol pad works okay, until I have an obligation to form a word with a fifth sign of a ABCs. I would want a shoot back and any aid as soon as you can.
Thanks, Rmary.
It sounds like it’s been run through a translator several times, but works.
Ok, mine just sounds silly compared to Ximenean.
She could’ve plagiarized this.
Go to something with an e in text and copy the e. Paste the e every time you need it.
Great idea - this is what I do for all accented letters (é, è, ö, etc). In fact, she should make this the first thing she does every morning, and then use CTRL+V instead of ‘e’ for the rest of the day!!
Simple when you think of it…
I think you should go with this as a permanent solution.
Thanks for playing. Kindly try again!
I’m having a computational crisis. An important button isn’t working and I’m finding it difficult to contact you. You should call.
R.
A button on my digital input apparatus is not working. Hint - it’s an initial of a Baltic country (not Latvia or Lithuania, though)
“I can’t do a W!”
“You can’t do an E?”
“Corrwct!”
I smell a Monty Python skit in here somewhere…
Now, that’s clever! 9.5!
Alt+069 = E
Alt+101 = e
9.8!
You could typ in L33t.
Lolcat would work too I guess, but it leaves something to be desired in a professional setting.
“Halp!!! Mah Kybordz Brok! Fix plz!!!”
She needs to sign her name, Rowzmary.